Sunday, November 30, 2008

Kick and goooooooal

SamePaperPlayAgain, is a creation by Clement Eloy. Creator of "Hotdoll : sex doll for dogs". He doesn't not create a dogporn this time. Instead, he designed a wastebasket to encourage people to recycle unwanted papers. It is designed to kill your freetime in office as well. Especially for people who loves to kick , you should get it and place in your office. Hopefully your boss doesn't mind you kick when you work.

Personally, I don't think it is much practical as you can see the capacity isn't big enough. What is the purpose to kick it if you can simply throw to your wastebasket? I will still buy it because of the design and creativity.



Same Paper PlayAgain

It has a weird name

Just kick and...Goooooall !


Is throwing your papers away by using hand that hard?


Finally, recycle your paper and don't waste it. Something encourages us to recycle, it gains a credit

Designer : Clement Eloy [gizmodo]

Saturday, November 29, 2008

The very special person on stage

This was my long-waited day, he has finally arrived. I was so excited when I firstly saw the advertisement from newspaper informing us that this very special person is visiting us, in Malaysia. I have waited for a month just to witness his arrival. Quickly after my class, I rushed to Queensbay mall. Very lucky, it was the last session he will be on the stage.



Who is the special person?













There were lots of people over there, grabbing their DSLR and compact digital. I was a bit too late to get in the perfect position for capturing the special one. Struggling to snap some pictures.


This little boy was curiously starring at me. "Who is that weird Koko?"





Still, who is the special one? Let's see...





















ASIMO !


Woohoo ! I was waiting him to arrive for about a month ! He is totally automated, an intelligent robot. He greeted us with his cute cartoon-liked voice in English and Bahasa Malaysia.


Asimo is showing off his running ability. Believe or not? They spent over 20 years just to perfect the balance of walking and running. There are still rooms for improvement.



He paints it ! He didn't actually paint it, just showing the ability of grabbing the brush and waiving on the paper.

He asked the M.C : "Could you pass the brush for me?"


Now, he can dance ! It was "Raya Sayang" - Malaysian classic. People were follow his dance steps. He can stand on only one leg.



Haha..The most common movement I think.


There will be a team of Asimos running on the field during EPL or world cup, maybe?



He is meant to serve you. Are you thirsty?



He was turning his body, walking towards to the people



That's brilliant !


They allowed few lucky families to snap some pictures with Asimo.


Asimo bye bye ! He loves to say "thank you, terima kasih"


Asimo keychain, shirts and dolls were available during the roadshow.



Asimo in detail
Asimo - A humanoid robot invented by Honda. It started with 2 legs walking machine EO 1986 until Asimo 2000-current.

Asimo was announced in year 2000. He is now still under development.


I am happy to see the technology nowadays is getting more advance. It reminds me of the movie "i-robot". Do you still remember the story? In the story, robots were built to serve human. Years after R&D, they can even make decision according the THREE LAWS.

THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS:
  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Ended up, the robots tried to dominate the world. Because the robots know that human will be extincted if the human are repeating what they are doing again.(Maybe...nuclear effect, war or what? I can't totally remember about the storyline). Robots started to control human with their overwhelming abilities. Human started to fight against robots which were initially designed for serving the human...

After watching the roadshow, it really made me feel like watching a movie, the revolution of technology and science. Will it happen in the real world, like the movie, or any other novel?



A potential incident in the future?



When scientists in some bunker in the year 2525 are trying to determine when humanity handed over the keys to the robot overlords, December 11, 2007, may be a good date, for on this day, Honda announced it had given its ASIMO servant robots three key abilities. Here we break them down, and provide a "Future Shock" analysis of each:


Autonomous battery charging - Honda developed a Borg-like charging bay for ASIMO. When the robot's battery level drops to a certain point, it seeks out the closest bay.
Future Shock: Seeking a power source is the first step towards domination, Coppertop.


Avoiding oncoming people - ASIMO sees an oncoming person through its eye camera, judges its inertia, guesses its speed and path, then either changes course to steer clear, or simply takes a step back.
Future Shock: If they're taught subservience, they start questioning their predestined role. Also, doesn't this sound a lot like targeting?


Working together - This involves constant sharing of relevant data between networked ASIMOs, and a survey of which robot is closest to the most pressing task, and what his battery life status is. Among them, they "decide" which one is best suited to go in and do the job.
Future Shock: If I have to explain to you why robots working together could be a bad thing, well, you're probably already dead.

Via

Enjoy...

Asimo Advertisement


Asimo Review



It is creepy sometime, yet, still eager to see improvements in the latest tech.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Test for Dementia

There are four questions I get from my e-mail, you might read it before. If you don't, have a try. I have answered many of them wrongly !

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First Question
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.
What position are you in?





Answer- If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

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Second Question
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?




Answer - If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?


Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


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Third Question

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?



Answer - Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!


Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


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Forth Question
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer -
Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

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Bonus Question
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?



Answer - He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.


This is really a sweat one...

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Mumbai attacks

MUMBAI (Reuters) - At least 86 people were killed in attacks by gunmen in India's commercial hub Mumbai and security forces began moving on two luxury hotels where foreign hostages were being held, officials and witnesses said on Thursday.

The attacks by small groups of gunmen armed with automatic weapons and grenades on the hotels and other sites in the city came amid state elections, including in Kashmir, and risk destablising the country ahead of national elections next year.

Police said they had shot dead four gunmen and arrested nine suspects. They said 12 police were killed, including Hemant Karkare, the chief of the police anti-terrorist squad in Mumbai.

"The situation is still not under control and we are trying to flush out any more terrorists hiding inside the two hotels," said Vilasrao Deshmukh, Maharashtra chief minister.


In Pictures :

Pigeons fly as the Taj Hotel continues to burn in Mumbai, India, Thursday, Nov. 27, 2008. AP


Scene at the site of a blast in Coilaba, a market in downtown Mumbai, India, Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008




Fire engulfs a part of the Taj Hotel in Mumbai, India.-AP Photo

Via


Gunmen have launched co-ordinated attacks at numerous sites in the Indian city of Mumbai, killing at least 78 people and injuring hundreds.

Gunmen have launched co-ordinated attacks at several sites in the Indian city of Mumbai, killing scores. Police told people to stay inside. Warning: Some of the following images contain graphic content.



Fire on the top floor of the Taj Palace Hotel

Among the targets were two of the city's highest profile hotels, taken over by gunmen who entered shooting indiscriminately, witnesses said. At the Taj Mahal Palace, fire engulfed part of the top floor.


An injured man leans on a railing after one of the attacks in Mumbai

ndian television footage showed scenes on chaos on blood-splattered streets. Armed police were searching cars and people, and witnesses spoke of gunmen brandishing machine guns.


Police said at least 10 people were killed in gunfire at the Chhatrapati Shivaji railway station.

Mumbai's main railway station was also hit. People fled the huge terminus when gunmen opened fire, leaving their luggage behind as 10 people died.


As well as shootings at luxury hotels, cafes and the train station, there were explosions in Mumbai, India's financial city and a tourist destination.

At least one vehicle exploded in Mumbai, India's main financial centre and a leading tourist destination.

Injured people at hospital in Mumbai after the attacks

As the injured were taken to hospital, an explosion was heard inside the Oberoi Hotel. Hundreds of hostages are said to remain inside the hotel buildings.

People escape from the Taj Palace Hotel

Operations to free those inside continued throughout the night. Many clung onto curtains and clambered to safety.


Policeman in Mumbai

As violence continued several hours after the attacks began, an unknown group calling itself Deccan Mujahideen claimed responsibility.

People stand around a damaged vehicle at the site of an explosion in Mumbai

The attacks were condemned by the UK and US governments, whose citizens were apparently targeted by the gunmen.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

As the result...


Baby?



ok?


Forever?

Pleo - Your pet dinasour

I recently read about "Pleo" in a magazine, that really amazed me ! We people, always love to have some pets and home despite the troublesome of taking care of them. Having pets means responsibility, feeding them, clearing their poos, and ensuring their health condition. It is so heartbreaking if your pets past away. There is a solution now ! Don't get yourselves a dog,cat or other animal, buy a Pleo ! A dinosour - Robotic dinosour pet ! Hahaha...it is really cool ! I hope to buy one at home ~ We don't need to feed it but it comes and begs for food ,just like a real pet.




Amber Chia holding Pleo, the cute little dinasour~


Here are the videos








Specification

- 6 processors
- 14 motors
- 40 over sensors
- no remote control
- Own artificial intelligence


It is about ~$350, not that cheap compared with a real pet

It is on sales in Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia and the Philippines.

Via

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sex toys for dogs

This is a real story ! (No.1)


This new invention hocked up my memories.. Years ago, I went to a playground which nearby my old house,alone . It was my childhood playground and I was not feeling strange to the place and the dogs there. Each time I visit, I must have played with the dogs if possible. Once, I was lying on the bottom part enjoying the clear blue sky,thinking for nothing, mind was totally absent...







watching at the blue blue sky....



as usual,there were some dogs sniffing around the playground...



the dog noticed something !





Oh ? what was that? this little dog gone wild !







of course, it didn't really poke at me. it stood on top of me and started moving its ass...poking, moving, and enjoying its self-mating..What The Heck !? It came towards me and started poking at me? Omg ! that was disgusting !Omg... I faster pushed it, but it still followed me ! it even stood up and trying to poke me again...YuckK~~ I just walked away with tonne of "swt..." = =" .I was not get poked once, twice at the same place...I had forgotten this incident after period of time.





Real story no.2

I went to a steamboat gathering with my parents,it was organized by friend of my dad. They prepared plenty of food, with a proper dining room and and warm house. Soon I arrived, I found out there was a poodle at the balcony(sensed something wrong?). It was some kind of being caged . Brown little poodle~ Its owner brought it out of the cage and allowed us to play with it. It was a hyperactive one ! After playing with it, I had some chats with my dad's friend and started ignoring the jumping,licking little dog. BuT! that happened again !!

















I had totally no idea what the heck this would happen again !? I faster pushed it away and went for the steamboat..

WTH?Am I look like a BITCH !? - -""""


that's really shit ! I am so happy when I first found out this new invention for the dogs !





Sex toys for doggies !

Hot Doll !









Hahaha....This may prevent the repeated tragic happens on my again !!






Are you having a lone dog at home? Is your dog keep poking at you, the same incident like mine? You may need it ><""!!
Via
Designer : Clement Eloy

Monday, November 24, 2008

What is your CTR and earning?

Hello people, just wonder what is your Highest and Average CTR for most of your ads in your blog? How much is the biggest earning in one advertisement alone? Mind to share with me? Thank you : )

Message for my baby

Baby, are you feeling better now? Things just don't so smooth especially a relationship. It goes tough when we are dealing with understanding and accepting each other. Yet, it goes worse if we don't make things clear.



The same mistake again,may occur,but don't be afraid my baby, we are doing better and better everytime we solve our problem.



You know,your laughter always eases my day and make me happy...Whenever you laugh and smile again,I know things are getting better,that really consoles and makes me smile in my heart.



Leaving a message here,just telling you and the people how I love my baby.



7 years yea ? hahah...that's exciting ! loL






I love you..

Sunday, November 23, 2008

I dare you to f*uck a tiger !

The title mentions everything...






















Dare you fuck a tiger?






















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You don't?




















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It does !







:)

Saturday, November 22, 2008

I keep blaming everything ! Help

I don't sing when I was small...I don't know what music is..Although,my dad is a musician, he never give me a chance to get into music when I was small. When the time I grew up, I started get influenced by my friends. Getting know my dad had an old guitar in the storeroom, grabbed it and practice. Not long after,due to my poor self-discipline,lack of motivation and proper learning method. Eventually I give up...



During my high school, I was again, inspired by my friend, so I continued learning the guitar. I know what I want is not the guitar,is the piano. It is just too expensive for me to learn it, I can't afford to buy one piano,not even the course fee..



Years after,I enter my college,still dreaming to play the piano just like other. Never giving it up ! I worked, just hope to earn enough and buy myself a piano. I tried hard on working, giving computer service from scratch just to gain extra penny...Time goes without slowing down,it never wait. After knowing I can hardly earn enough for the piano within short period of time,I...was giving up again..
My sister kept telling me that you can still learn the piano when you work,you may attend the lesson at night. Understandably, you won't have sufficient of time...



When I was about to give up playing the piano, leaving this dream to my next life...I figured out a solution to solve my problem. I got a school loan just to buy the piano! Hoow!? I made it ! I got my first piano ~ For sure, it isn't a good quality piano but that is more than enough ! I was so excited and started my piano journey...



I am supposed practicing it and do my best during my college life,yet I don't practice much. I keep procrastinating it! I don't do my best, I even skip the piano lesson. I am lost...I love music so much,but I don't have direction...Maybe,it is just my another recreation? I hope I can do something more than it...Am I too old to do so? I started at my age 19...Freaking old man ! I know that is the fact...



Now,after reading a post from innit,I have forgotten which post I saw,inspired me again...



Message for my baby:"I know,I shouldn't be complaining and blaming again..But I feel lost,maybe..just an excuse ! Aikss...I want to have a stronger will...in doing anything.And I always love you..!



People,please...Scold me,slap me or wake me up! Instead of appreciating what I have today,I keep blaming and complaining just for procrastinating my task.I have a chance to learn the thing I want,I got no worries,nothing much to bear yet I still the same..I blamed my parents not to give me a chance when I was young...When I have a keyboard,I blamed my dad not putting effort in teaching me keyboard...When I have the piano, I want a better piano,blaming its quality..HELP! what a stupid idiot me !





This is the little boy who inspired me...If I would have a chance - The excuse I always use !









Tears in Heaven - Sungha Jung ( My all time favourite )








Procrastinating is bad for us..I know !

Be the man, rescue the fire !

What if....




You come back from work as usual, finishing your dinner with your lovely partner. Before ending the exhausting day, you want to have some fun with him/her. So, you start begging your partner and finally he/she responds ! You think you may have fun with him/her...















Suddenly !














People shout : "Fire fire...help ! my house on fire !"










What should you do?





1.) Continue having fun

2.) Call the fire department

3.) Be the hero !





If you choose...





1.) Continue having fund




Today headline - "Couple was burned to death, unwillingly to evacuate while having fun"











2.) Call the fire department






You know... The performance of fire department in Malaysia really is bad. By the time it arrives, part of your house must have destroyed ! It used to delay and you better run for your live when waiting for arriving.











3.)Be the hero !





Want to prove yourself and save the world? That's easy ! You need 2 things...





Some extra courage?







And...a fire extinguisher ?





Hak ! Not this one...



Here is it !





Tang tang !



"The Shooter fire extinguisher"






Woohoo..that's cool right?





You can control the distance, according to the illustration/





This is pretty cool !



This is a brilliant idea ! People can extinguish the fire and keep some distance at the same time for safety purpose






The rubber bullets contain CO2 that can extinguish fire. There will be no fire if there is lacking of oxygen.









The gun contains 8CO2 bullets and can be recharged ? Oh...wonder how...



Finally, firemen arrives and saves their lives...The gun alone is not enough..lol - -


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